I’m not as younger as a few of you on the market however I’m not sufficiently old (or daring sufficient) to have ever had the chance to attempt to smuggle weed on a aircraft earlier than issues received all ‘touchy-feely’ and invasive on the airport after 9/11.
Sure, my ex of ten years and I had been each avid people who smoke however by the point we collected sufficient worker credit in life to have the ability to afford two aircraft tickets wherever we each labored jobs that will look down upon us having been arrested for an try gone awry.
So as a substitute, we proceeded like looser n00bies and would board our aircraft in hopes of there being some belief worthy seedy characters round for us to attain from as soon as we arrived at our vacation spot.
Luckily for us although, there are these which can be prepared to boldly step ahead and make a mockery of the tissue skinny airport safety that’s STILL in place.
Now me and also you will not be prepared and capable of idiot the high-tech physique scanner
cavity looking out voyer machines the TSA now makes use of, however we will absolutely benefit from the ponderings of Liz Brown in her article, as she does.
See, I didn’t simply carry weed on a aircraft in my underpants. I carried weed on a aircraft in my underpants in a hollowed out maxi pad. I determined that the troglodytes at airport safety needed to be fairly fucking positive I was carrying one thing harmful earlier than they felt justified in asking me at hand over the maxi pad I was at present carrying.
I recall how guys had been at all times jealous of us females since we have now physique components and equipment that historically allowed us ‘personal’ house. No male or feminine safety agent was EVER going to pat too intently to something bunched up between a girl’s legs.
Yes, it’s sexist, positive, however no matter. We’re speaking about smuggling medication on a aircraft, so again to our heroine as she verifies one thing that I at all times suspected about therapists who in my view make their residing by coping with the individuals who refuse to medicate.
Yeah, that’s proper. Some psychotherapists smoke weed. I did. Yours in all probability does to. We must. Because individuals like you’re unbelievably fucking boring to speak to.
So what did our good friend be taught from this expertise and the way may all of us profit from this train?
I realized a useful lesson that day. You can nonetheless get weed on an airplane if the safety gate has a puffer. Also—pot brownies are a good suggestion. Also? Being white helps.
Now people, now . The enemy is utilizing trickery and now we have now new info. We have our courageous heroine Liz Brown to thank so don’t overlook to drop some ash on her behalf.
Have you efficiently gotten weed by way of TSA? If so we’d love to listen to your story. Let us understand how dangerous ass Austin Powers you’re. Don’t be shy!