Shout outs to all my new Hail Mary Jane contributors. I put out the decision and also you guys responded. I’m ultra-excited about the way forward for Hail Mary Jane. Shout outs to my man Kyler Durden who put collectively this superior checklist of ideas that may go a good distance when you’re beginning your weed smoking journey.
Throughout my years of hashish smoking, I’ve found many low-cost, simple ideas to assist out anybody who smokes. Inspired by the “American Genius” also referred to as Adam Carolla, I deliver you, Do Yourself A Favor. But first, I really feel I need to inform everybody my “street cred” since I’m new to this weblog.
I stay in rural Michigan, the place in a span of 10 minutes, you’ll be able to see up-tight, wealthy as hell, conformist, picture-perfect, suburban households in addition to back-woods rednecks with a median IQ of 47 and a median tooth depend of 6. I’ve been smoking for Four years, however totally embraced the pot tradition 2 years in the past. Through my trial and error methods, in relation to smoking I believe I’ve a broad and agency grasp on what the typical American stoner goes by.
These 5 ideas will make the lifetime of any stoner simpler. I personally comply with the following pointers every day and I’ve by no means been caught with marijuana by anybody who I didn’t need understanding I smoke.
Everything I embody on this checklist prices beneath $3.00.
Beginners Guide To Weed
1. Black & Mild Cigars
If you’re somebody (like me) who has hassle rolling massive thick blunts, or should you simply need a better method to do it, do your self a favor and get a Black & Mild. You can by them in 5-packs or simply single ones. Simply squeeze out the tobacco that’s inside, and now you’ve gotten a pre-rolled hole blunt with a mouth piece. All that’s left now could be to grind up your bud good, then slide the weed down the blunt, packing it down with a pen each time after all. If you pack it tight and all the way in which to the highest, you’ll be able to match nearly an 1/8er bag within only one. Now belief me, that is greatest used with at the least 2-Three folks. I wouldn’t advocate smoking a complete one alone. I might know from expertise…. Not good occasions.
Price: One Black N’ Mild Cigar: $1.34 with tax. (and I stay in Michigan, the place our tobacco tax is fucking insane!)
2. Buy Two Lighters – Essential For New Stoners
This simply dawned on me the opposite day whereas standing in line on the gasoline station, baked, and ready to purchase a Black N’ Mild for later. Next time you’re out lighter purchasing, do your self a favor and purchase 2. Bic sells 2 sizes of lighters, Regular Size and Baby Size. Buy certainly one of every, maintaining the Regular Size one in your automotive, and the opposite Baby Size lighter in your pocket always. How unhealthy does it suck when you’re Three hits right into a full bong load after which your lighter dies? Solution: Get the opposite one out of the automotive. Have you ever gone driving with a J or a blunt, however notice you left your lighter at dwelling? Solution: one in your pocket, one at all times within the automotive.
Price: 2 Bic Lighters, one Reg and one Baby: $2.73 with tax.
3. Hollow Out A Real Book To Put Your Stash In
For each smoker on the go, it is a should. Do your self a favor and hole out a e book to cover your bud. This one really doesn’t value something when you have an older e book nobody will miss. The solely necessities are that the e book have to be a tough cowl model and have to be at the least 340 pages lengthy. This isn’t as thick as you assume (2 and half inches thick. [That’s what she said!] ). I personally have a stash e book that’s 330 pages lengthy. It can comfortably maintain a ½ ounce and a Baby lighter (or a ¼ ounce and a Reg lighter). My e book, entitled ‘Smack’ (which I stole from the highschool library in 2005) is about two teenage runaway lovers who stay in England and get hooked on heroin. ‘Publisher’s Weekly’ stated that it’s an “unflinching depiction of the seductive pleasures as well as insidious horrors of heroin…”
I began reducing a rectangle with a kitchen knife on web page 27 and stopped reducing on 294. It took me a complete episode of ‘House’ to complete. Looks identical to an harmless e book till you flip previous web page 26…
Price: 340 Page Book: Free/Kitchen Knife: Free (You have that shit in your own home, you realize you do.)
4. Playing Cards Have Many Uses
A easy deck of taking part in playing cards when utilized in relation to weed will provide you with a 12 months filled with its quite a few and numerous makes use of. Do your self a favor and purchase a pack on the gasoline station or a greenback retailer. One use is it helps scrape up the surplus weed that falls on the desk or no matter you’re breaking on. Another use is, that after you’re performed grinding up your bud, pour the bottom up stuff on a taking part in card. Then, merely curve the cardboard like a scoop and easily pour your ground-up goodness into the bong or bowl. Easy, quick, and also you don’t have to make use of your fingers so the THC stays off your finger ideas and within the bowl the place it belongs.
And one other use is just utilized in case of emergencies. If your bong slider breaks off on the half that holds itself into the bong, it’d imply it’s a must to purchase one other one to maintain smoking from that bong.
But, should you roll up a taking part in card such as you’re rolling a joint, slide it into the slider half means, then place the damaged finish onto card too, It’s like nothing ever occurred.
Price: A deck of taking part in playing cards: $1 (at any greenback retailer) per 12 months. (PER YEAR)
5. Save Your Roaches
Blunt roaches, joint roaches, and some other form of roach you’ve gotten, do your self a favor and save them! Everyone from time to time in a stoner’s life, cash can get tight. And by that I imply consuming a spoonful of peanut butter for lunch as a result of that’s all it’s a must to eat as a result of your fucking roommate blew his pay examine on the bar whenever you advised him the day earlier than that it was his flip to purchase the groceries!!!!!… Sorry, I received a bit private there for a second. Apologies… But anyway, should you put your roaches in a particular ash tray or tin or no matter, you’ve gotten some for a wet day.
Price: Nothing! It really saves you cash and saves your sanity whenever you notice you’ve gotten a number of further roaches to carry you over for Four days till its payday. (Sorry, getting private once more.)
And that’s simply 5 I used to be enthusiastic about in the mean time. I guess if I wasn’t as baked as I’m proper now and had some extra time to assume, I may title off 10 extra. And I guess you guys have some “Do Yourself A Favor” ideas so that you can share as properly. Leave your individual ideas within the feedback space.